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Zombie Demotivational Poster


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - I think I'll survive just fine. It's the rest of you nuts that need to worry.




DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -




THE VERY LATEST - In domestic zombie protection


TAGS: very latest domestic zombie protection
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 29, 2011, 6:33 am
Vulture, that is a really neat article. Thanks for posting it.
vulture - December 28, 2011, 8:11 pm
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house#. There's several references, but this seems to be a good version, with lots of ph**os.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:53 pm
You wouldn't happen to have a number...email address....something?
Budog - December 24, 2011, 1:54 am
It's good for when the mother-in-law is coming to visit too.
ICEMAN - December 24, 2011, 12:37 am
Fred.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 12:15 am
i want the name of that architect...
TheWolf - November 24, 2011, 9:59 am
Holy crap thats awesome
Reality Lord - November 22, 2011, 6:54 pm

i want !


THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Scooby Doo and Velma are prepared, will you survive ?


TAGS: scooby doo velma zombie apocalypse
Rating: 4.46/5

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Millzy - August 23, 2016, 8:35 pm
I always knew there was something about Velma.
Kspace - July 4, 2011, 8:46 am
Anyone else find that the original artist made Velma look like Ellen Paige?
Budog - July 3, 2011, 10:16 pm
LMAO... obsess much? But still made me laugh, thanks.
440wakeup - July 3, 2011, 9:05 pm
i bombed it, because they already infected, scooby chewing on a zombie bone and velmas left bi-cep has been bitten.


THE 2ND AMENDMENT -




ZOMBIE LIBRARIAN - Better undead than unread.




YOU DO THE MATH -


TAGS: bin laden zombie
Rating: 4.78/5

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MakoShark - May 10, 2011, 12:04 am
How long until a 200 ft. Osama attacks Tokyo?


THE U.S. ARMY - They know the Zombies are coming.


TAGS: zombies
Rating: 3.83/5

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IGNORANCE - When you put every knowledge aside for looking cool as hell.




JESUS - The biggest idol of zombie walk.


TAGS: jsus zombie walk idol
Rating: 3.14/5

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Me_ - January 12, 2010, 1:06 pm
love it. Jewish zombie!!!
CANADA - January 8, 2010, 8:32 pm
mine is better. # 64409
ICEMAN - January 8, 2010, 8:22 pm
Are you nucking futs? How is this funny?


OBAMA ZOMBIES - Similar to regular zombies only they don't care about brains.


TAGS: funny obama zombies
Rating: 2.89/5

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Smokey - November 5, 2009, 5:20 am
Love shaun of the dead. Wish they could do a sequel.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Quit acting like that, you are just older not dead ...




ZOMBIE GNOMES -




JUST GIVE UP. - It's Okay, No One Blames You.


TAGS: l4d zombie screwed witch
Rating: 2.52/5
mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 4:04 pm
/sv_cheats 1 /god 1 nuf said
Anonymous2 - January 20, 2010, 11:51 pm
All they want to do is eat your brains. They're not unreasonable, no one wants to eat your eyes...


A SQUARED PLUS B SQUARED EQUALS C SQUARED -


TAGS: algebra zombies
Rating: 4.95/5

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Chrysophase2003 - March 27, 2012, 2:04 am
Dang, I'm rusty. Took me forever to work out. But what I want to know is who can *** skulls twice each on full auto?
jorgejs76 - March 22, 2012, 6:18 pm
aren´t they all ready dead?
mariand - March 21, 2012, 3:34 am
there are at least 16 missed bullets... the sure thing is that 40 bullets hit and kill the target... calculus is correct.
Greeny - March 20, 2012, 8:10 pm
wait a minute... if there are two mags@30 rounds ea - that makes 60. At a 70% accuracy rate, 42 were required to kill 20 Z's. So, if a zombie rounded 58 were actually used - what did the other 16 rounds hit? And wouldn't that change the actual spree time?
mariand - March 20, 2012, 5:29 pm
math is always challenging... for sharp minds


ZOMBIE IDENTIFICATION - Because sometimes the bits of brain and flesh in the teeth just aren't good enough


TAGS: zombie
Rating: 4.05/5

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kakerot - December 4, 2012, 7:13 am
youre either looking for a zombie or charlie sheen
Chompers - August 16, 2010, 7:14 am
Sounds like my boss


ZOMBIE ENDINGS -


TAGS: snow white zombie alternate ending
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - February 22, 2012, 1:07 pm

...ummm....i need to make a poster about THAT!!!
Morilina - February 22, 2012, 12:33 pm
Is it wrong that this slightly might turn me on?
Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 7:30 am

sell...nah...i found his disney p*** site is all. :)
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:50 am
WTF RL! Did Culos sell you the license to that Disney font?
gas - February 19, 2012, 2:45 pm
to me it really reminds me of the twisted snow white from Geralt of Rivia's saga. 5 rotten apples :D
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2012, 12:53 pm
Reminds me of the Crites from the movie series Critters


ZOMBIE SQUIRREL - Nuuuuuttttsssss!!! I...I mean... Brrrraaaaaiiiiiinnnnssss!!!




FOOD PYRAMID - Apparently the aliens don't like plants


TAGS: food pyramid aliens zombies plants
Rating: 4/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:32 am
Perhaps the aliens ARE plants. Eh, eh?
hootizz - September 16, 2010, 7:38 am
Yes.., it is to do with the fact that they can not a***ly probe them...


ZOMBIE EX -


TAGS: zombie apocalypse ex headsh**
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:25 am
"It's coming right for us".. 5 spent cartridges


BOSTON POLICE - Amber Alerts Terrorism Alerts Zombie Alerts




BE PREPARED -




COMPROMISE - Who says the cat has to be either/or?




CANADIANS - Won't let a little thing like death make them miss a game of Hockey.




ZOMBIES -




KIDS WITH GUNS! - it's never to early to learn how to kill zombies!


TAGS: girl gun zombie
Rating: 3.3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2013, 5:24 pm
Slightly?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 1:00 pm
That is slightly disturbing.


ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.




I WANT YOU - Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse




AWWW - he just wants a hug




RUUUUNNNNN -




.45 - becauuse 9mm is over rated and it sure as hell wont stop a zombie




PREPAREDNESS -


TAGS: zombie apocalypse kit wytch
Rating: 3.46/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:36 pm
Like they say "When hell is full the dead will walk the earth". Come on guys it's got to be standing room only right now.


ZOMBIE HUNTING - It is open season everyday, get er' done boys !




BREAKING NEWS - Lego Land is in turmoil this evening after what some experts are calling "The Zombie Apocalypse." Please stay tuned.


TAGS: lego zombie apocalypse
Rating: 4.41/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 6:22 pm
I love this one, five starts!


ZOMBIES ON DIETS - Anyone named Jenny, Craig, or Atkins needs to avoid them.


TAGS: zombie food pyramid diet
Rating: 3.42/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 12:56 pm
Lol!


ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies much friendlier once you get to know them
Rating: 3.05/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:36 pm
He is just with him for his mind


MAKE THE BEST OF IT - it's all you get


TAGS: zombies
Rating: 4.82/5

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SteveFurlong - August 25, 2012, 9:57 am
A rolltop desk? Well... it weighs about 200 pounds. I guess I could drop it on them. What about the stuff in the desk? A roll of stamps, my checkbooks, and a pile of bills. Yah, that'll do it. Bury them in bills.
EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 4:07 am
am i supposed to give them paper cuts?
EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 4:06 am
I Have 2 use a Printer
Alix - August 9, 2012, 12:45 am
a bike seat ... mite work ...
Sho - August 7, 2012, 3:53 pm
Corpsebusters?
Airman - August 7, 2012, 3:16 pm
I have a phone there.. who you gonna call?
mariand - August 7, 2012, 12:44 pm
d***... you got me...a pint of beer... now I wonder if zombies drink beer...hehehe
CloudchaserS - August 7, 2012, 4:40 am
Your average affordable quality microphone stand.
project28 - August 7, 2012, 3:55 am
A Post-It note...great
caveman - August 7, 2012, 2:04 am
A pillow...
steve1961 - August 7, 2012, 12:33 am
A pushpin...that works for me :D
Sho - August 7, 2012, 12:33 am
My left Skullcandy earpiece...
spacedog - August 6, 2012, 11:05 pm
Small acoustic guitar, should tune out those zombies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2012, 10:37 pm
An Orson Scott Card Novel?....I guess I'll just convert the zombies to the latter day saints and tell all the g** zombies to go to hell. (don't you hate it when you find out an artist you like is a religiously twisted homophobe)
Greeny - August 6, 2012, 9:47 pm
Lucky me, sack of almonds
rerun - August 6, 2012, 9:18 pm

I guess I will be fighting with a bloody mary


ZOMBIE APOCALPSE -


TAGS: hunt zombies
Rating: 4.81/5

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Reality Lord - November 18, 2010, 7:22 pm

i'm in the nations capital...ottawa...where u from dude?
CANADA - November 16, 2010, 8:57 pm
RL must be in the wrong part of Canada
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:40 pm

actually ice i figure i'll head down to your neck of the woods. i'm canadian dude...no guns up here...lol.
CANADA - November 13, 2010, 6:50 pm
Love this one!
ICEMAN - November 13, 2010, 2:02 pm
Just remember RL, I shoot back.


ZOMBIES WITHIN -


TAGS: zombie boring lives
Rating: 5/5

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Cooldeathboy - July 23, 2013, 6:47 pm
Awesome
agdaniele - November 20, 2010, 8:04 pm
Tip #7: Zombies don't crave fit people's brains. Not a lot of nutrition in body builder brains.
Hawamleh - November 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
splendid


YOU BETTER BE READY -


TAGS: zombie apocalypse girl pink gun
Rating: 4.11/5

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djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 4:24 pm
That's awesome! If/when I have a daughter, you best believe she'll know how to defend herself. ESPECIALLY from zombies. ;)
MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 2:24 pm
my daughter, at age 12, completed army small arms firing school and qualed with M-16 rifle.
djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 10:28 am
Yup, squeeze until you run outta ammo. Otherwise, only 1 for me, right? ;P LOL! I get the biggest kick from her smiling. Like she's saying, "I'll kill you. And enjoy it."
MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 8:16 am
trigger discipline...5 loaded magazines for you young lady


NERF JESUS IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! -




ZOMBIE GNOMES - They are kneedy.




WORSE THAN ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies nazis lawn gnomes
Rating: 2.77/5

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DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 8:38 am
They must be looking for kyle as well....
DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 8:38 am
They must be looking for kyle as well....
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:15 am
I need one. No, I need 10.


LIVING DEAD -


TAGS: jesus zombies
Rating: 3.68/5

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Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 8:41 pm
Lol nice one.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 7:35 pm
Sure, he's son of God and all... but still ain't dumb enough to hang 'round zombies without steel-toed boots!


JUST WAIT A MINUTE! -


TAGS: brains drivethru zombies
Rating: 4.1/5

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LexaScarlett - December 2, 2012, 11:26 pm
Ooh, donuts!
TheGrayFox - May 25, 2010, 10:29 am
oh **** they can drive? we're screwed!
Kamui - January 6, 2010, 5:23 am
****. If they can drive now, we're in trouble.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 20, 2009, 11:38 pm
HHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA


PREPARED -




FIRST ANNUAL RUNNING OF THE ZOMBIES -


TAGS: uggs zombies nobull
Rating: 3.63/5

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5150monkeylove - February 10, 2011, 12:35 am
oh, I thought mine was cool for about an hour.
5150monkeylove - February 10, 2011, 12:35 am
don't feel bad... we have all made a crappy zombie poster before...115168
nabzaf - February 10, 2011, 12:19 am
Thank you sir.... when i made this i smiled for about a sec then it was gone..... lol will have better ones soon
Reality Lord - February 9, 2011, 11:42 pm

good first poster dude...good...not great...good. lolz
nabzaf - February 9, 2011, 3:29 pm
grammar..... who needs that we're undead..
Greeny - February 9, 2011, 3:24 pm
were ar the grammar nazis? Zombies get 'em?


SURVIVAL -


TAGS: snoopy woodstock zombie apocalypse peanuts
Rating: 4.89/5

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rerun - May 30, 2013, 9:07 pm

amsome. good on twist too
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:13 pm
I really love the picture. I'm surprised Snoopy had not done it sooner.
GaryO - May 30, 2013, 7:46 pm
.....aaand ML rolls. 5L


ZOMBIE OZ -


TAGS: tinman scarecrow dorothy zombie oz
Rating: 4.71/5

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Airman - April 14, 2011, 11:19 am
this is amsome. 5 heel clicks
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:16 pm
So evil you are.... lol. Can you say unwanted organ donation?


MAYAN APOCALYPSE - Screw the false alarm! We're tired of waiting for the Zombies, we're going after them. Wakey, Wakey, eggs and Backey.


TAGS: zombies undead graves cemetary
Rating: 4.44/5

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MashiMashi - December 29, 2012, 9:58 pm
I couldn't be bothered to read the article on why the kids were in the graveyard, but if it was me. . . that's one field trip slip that aint coming back signed by a parent, I'll take an in school suspension thank you very much.
Ozbad - December 28, 2012, 9:28 am
*grin*
Reality Lord - December 26, 2012, 9:18 pm

lol...nice twist


ZOM-OM-NOMBIES -




ZOMBIE CHICKEN - The poultry apocalypse has begun ...




ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


KILLING ZOMBIES - Its hard work but someones gotta do it


TAGS: zombies guitar baseball bat chainsaw
Rating: 3.07/5

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internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 9:30 am
Ironically, the picture would make a cool t-shirt design (if it isn't already)
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:49 am
the more I look at this the more I guess it's only a product placement of Apple's iPod...
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:32 pm
just another type of Axe forseti... Hey, you can also double *** on a fret board :)
forseti - July 28, 2011, 2:51 pm
And don't forget your guitar... !.... ???....


HIGHSCHOOL - It's a lot more fun when you get to spend arts and crafts painting the walls with zombie brains


TAGS: highschool high school of the dead zombies arts and crafts artscrafts artsandcrafts craft art manga anime
Rating: 2.9/5

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ChillinKillin - November 21, 2010, 6:22 pm
highschool would be even more fun if it had as many up*****s as this show
Walkerofskies - October 6, 2009, 9:57 am
Highschool of the Dead
Lamango - October 6, 2009, 2:56 am
Ok, what manga is this from?


AVON -




ANTI-ZOMBIE FORTRESS. - Thats where I'm living when the apocalypse happens.


TAGS: anti zombie fortress
Rating: 4.37/5

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maoworks2 - December 2, 2011, 6:01 pm
Smart Stuff !


DEFINITION OF QUITTING - Zombie. Dragon. Put Down The Die And Slowly Back Away From The Table...




BABY ZOMBIES - Whoopie Cushion of the apocolypse.




MUST BUY... - ...iPad


TAGS: ipad zombies
Rating: 4.24/5

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salearling - July 28, 2014, 10:52 pm
Still Simon Pegg's best movie.


BRAAAAII-EH?!? - Monkey bread always fakes out zombies.




THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - This guy is prepared, are you???


TAGS: zombies guns
Rating: 3.78/5

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MeIsGerman - July 25, 2015, 9:27 pm
All I have is an Airsoft M92FS Inox, a huge amount of Gun Knowledge and the old MPi/KMS Bajonet of my Grandpa. Is this enough?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2010, 11:17 am
We Canadians need not fear Zombies...We plan to line the borders with the Quebecois. They'll a**ume that none of us have brains and move on.
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 11:03 am
and enough firearms in my neck of the woods to hold off a russian invasion
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 11:02 am
I got a pushbar on my truck :)
Bartimaeus - June 15, 2010, 10:52 am
A knife is the best weapon for a zombie apocalypse, because blades don't need reloadin'. Also, EVERYONE RUNS FASTER WITH A KNIFE!
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:13 am
4th from the left. I can't quite tell if it's a Remington 700 or a Savage.
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:12 am
Jingle - He has a nice bolt action already, but for the price a good M-44 would not be a bad idea, if for nothing else, to trade for some guys 17-year old daughter... ERR UHH I mean his truck, yeah... his truck... or some gold.
JingleWolf - June 14, 2010, 11:43 pm
This person is missing the very essential rifle every good revolutionary/survivor needs. A good old Mosin-Nagant!
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 2:45 pm
In any disaster, the fat guy should always be pushed down first, especially if you're on a staircase. That way all obstacles are out of your way and you can have a good laugh while you're at it.
BriaHere - July 15, 2009, 2:31 pm
You don't have to be faster than the zombie, just the slowest person running from said zombie.
LogicDude - July 15, 2009, 2:18 pm
You've got red on you.
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:47 pm
knowledge is our best weapon
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:46 pm
I got the audiobook. I have listened to it several times. It is very funny.
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:38 pm
of course, The Zombie Survival Guide, a must own for fighting the living dead
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:36 pm
borrowed from Max Brooks book?
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:31 pm
rule two; Use their head, cut off theirs
mattb - July 15, 2009, 1:30 pm
Rule one of zombie survival, Organize before they rise!
Ed-Hyde - July 15, 2009, 1:10 pm
Hazt to be European zombies. Can't be racist don'tcha know. I have a bush-axe and a sh**gun. I'm covered. Long enough to trip my best friend and run for it.
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:59 pm
Wait, but are we talking African or European zombies?
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 12:57 pm
Neighbor.
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 12:56 pm
Why would I want to shoot a zombie? In this god-foresaken, desolate wasteland, with nary a creature stirring as far as my eyes can see? I'd welcome another ambulatory being to share my nature walks with.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:53 pm
If you live in England, I think you are allowed a club, maybe a sling.
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:52 pm
I have strange neighbors.
BriaHere - July 15, 2009, 12:51 pm
I am not at all prepared. The most lethal thing I own is a fork. Or maybe my guitar, it's heavy I guess.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:50 pm
From your neighbor?
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:43 pm
Am I the only one who would just steal a tank?
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:40 pm
SKS, spas12, daewoo K2... Badnews for the Ghouls.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 12:39 pm
Not as much as I like, but probably better than most.


ZOMBIE PREPARATION - You will wish you had been this prepared when your family and friends are trying to eat your brains


TAGS: guns zombie mp5
Rating: 3.33/5

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cam77079 - August 31, 2010, 8:30 am
Airsoft! FAIL!
cam77079 - August 18, 2010, 8:47 am
Don't forget to stock up on the airsoft BB's, and hope they stop the hoard of undead!


NO CAMPING - During Zombie Bear Season




END OF THE WORLD -




ZOMBIES - They're getting desperate as well


TAGS: zombies
Rating: 3.67/5

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HERE I AM -


TAGS: walking dead zombies ownage
Rating: 3.33/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:42 pm
The only people I hope live on The Walking Dead are Rick, Andrea, Daryl, and Glen. The rest can become Zombie poop for all I care.


TALLAHASSEE - I looked up BADASS in the dictionary and saw his picture.




PARANOIA - Not necessarily a bad thing


TAGS: zombies
Rating: 2.91/5

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Conker - February 1, 2011, 6:18 am
I want one :D
DotDotDot - January 5, 2009, 8:20 am
I would suggest the "Emergency Zombie Defense Station" and the book "The Zombie Survival Guide"... n..not that I have either of those things *whistles innocently*
+2 Longsword - July 9, 2008, 9:13 pm
I must say, that's awesome. (not Amesome either...)
Drenix - May 27, 2008, 12:05 am
I must admit, I want one of those... those zombies wont die on their own... well, die again.
Carlos - May 22, 2008, 12:05 am
Lmao.... nice


SUBJECTIVE - Whether something is a "feel-good movie" is determined solely by what makes you feel good.




RESIDENT EVIL 5 - Now in L.A.R.P.




HARRY DRESDEN - Apparently more awesome than Max Payne.




NAZI ZOMBIES - When simple zombies just don't enough.


TAGS: zombies
Rating: 2.42/5

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Woody - July 3, 2009, 7:19 pm
You are right there.
Jmac0585 - June 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
Nazi(including spelling and grammar) zombie is redundant.
Zombie Grammar Nazi - May 31, 2009, 3:53 pm
"just don't enough" ... yep.


ZOMBIE ELEPHANT - Oh Shi-




I AM LEGEND - Your argument is invalid.


TAGS: legend argument invalid zombie pie
Rating: 1.69/5

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sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 6:15 am
Somebody ripped off Alien 3.
Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 12:53 am
I saw this movie. I hated every second of it. If you never saw it, do yourself a favor and keep it that way. If you regret the curiosity that provoked you into watching 2 Girls 1 Cup, then take that as a warning. Because you will down in this ****.
Woody - July 3, 2009, 12:15 am
Pass!


TRAFFIC CONDITIONS - Better than average.




THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - They often have many tastes. I like them best with vanilla frosting!


TAGS: brains cupcakes voices zombies
Rating: 3.52/5

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BuZZbomb - October 22, 2009, 3:54 pm
Thanks for the compliment, Ag!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:40 pm
110% awesome, Buzz!


ZOMBIES - They love women for their minds


TAGS: zombies chicks women brains minds pancakes
Rating: 2.71/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 2, 2008, 5:30 pm
I HATE tunnels, but I still love this Moti. Well done!


NAZI ZOMBIES - Bonfire anyone?


TAGS: cod waw call of duty world at war nazi zombies xbox
Rating: 2.28/5

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Sniperzoo - November 9, 2009, 7:42 pm
... AND YES, I did get that high... actually higher; i got up to 100, but then died...
Jacob Determan - October 19, 2009, 3:34 pm
Ya dude that is F@cking insane i have only gotten to 30
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:35 pm
kick a** game
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 9:21 am
Level 50?!?!?!!! Bull f***ing ****!!! highest ive ever seen/done is 28


VEGANS -




ZOMBIES - Have holiday spirit, too




CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: zombie jesus
Rating: 2.76/5

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GreyScorpion - December 25, 2009, 11:46 pm
you had me at, zombie, jesus. north pole, egg nog?


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TAGS: retail sales zombies army military customers
Rating: 2.45/5


CLOWN ZOMBIES - BRING IT ON, CHUCK NORRIS




ZOMBIES - IF THEY ARE THAT CUTE I WANT TO SUCCUMB IN THE APOCALYPSE


TAGS: apocalypse zombie cute
Rating: 1.2/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 10:17 pm
Yeah, you're right....the open sores just reminded me of her.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 18, 2010, 7:38 pm
Too chunky to be Amy, I'd say.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:20 pm
Ya think? I see her more as an Amy Winehouse..
Kung-Fu Devil - July 18, 2010, 2:53 pm
She looks like Charlotte Church.
almarpa - July 18, 2010, 12:57 pm
Haha! That is a good one!
Kspace - July 18, 2010, 12:53 pm
She's cute, but I hear she gives lousy head.


Zombies -




ZOMBIE KILLERS - Don't leave home without your arsenal




READINESS - Because when the zombie apocolypse starts these guys are ready


TAGS: zombie
Rating: 3/5

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sniperslayer95 - July 19, 2011, 2:00 pm
yeah but hey they had fun while it lasted and they got a .50 cal
Mahomygod - July 18, 2011, 5:41 am
in a soft top with a little tubing round the back? /not for very long, i'm afraid.


ZOMBIE TEST - If you have no desire to pet this cats "FAT BELLY" You are a cold lifeless, ungodly beast!


TAGS: fat cat belly zombie
Rating: 2.8/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - October 18, 2009, 3:56 am
because you don't want this cat 2b the only (really do I need to) you get 2c this week.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 8:59 pm
I knew it! I'm NOT a zombie after all. Why do I listen to my wife?


ZOMBIE VS. SHARK - Best movie fight EVER!


TAGS: zombie 2 zombies shark sharks undead living dead horror
Rating: 2.64/5

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jake - August 1, 2009, 5:26 pm
*cough cough*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:56 pm
Or Jake's getting worse.
jake - August 1, 2009, 3:40 pm
yeah, jalford is getting better...


ZOMBIES - Like us you thought they were still human. But all they are... is repetitive memory... Driven by the simplest of urges.




STAY AT HOME -




ZOMBIE SURVIVAL FAIL -




REAL LIFE - SOMETIMES IT´S WORST THAN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE


TAGS: real life zombie apocalypse
Rating: 4.12/5

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motifayk - June 28, 2012, 12:08 am
If I am not wrong, that must be a Hindu Aghori saint at the height of his trance or a wannabe.
cheesefrog - June 27, 2012, 10:30 pm
im more freaked out by his eyes. what is he looking at?


ZOMBIE EQUALITY - In the democracy of the dead all men at last are equal. There is neither rank nor station nor prerogative in the republic of the grave.




ZOMBIE CAT -


TAGS: cat zombie
Rating: 3.64/5

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THE WALKING DEAD - now modelling at the Paris Fashion Show


TAGS: model zombie
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - October 2, 2012, 6:55 pm
Sweet !


REDUCE REUSE RECYCLE -


TAGS: nature balance zombie dinosaur future
Rating: 4.64/5

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FatherTyme - June 18, 2011, 2:33 pm
Hmm, awfully close to one that looks vaguely familiar :) #131999
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
Yeah, I was sick that day. Figures.
Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 8:14 pm
You behind on the times Mr mod? This is for the team motifake challenge.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 8:04 pm
You guys? Who guys? Still, 5L!
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 8:54 pm
Very good you guys. 5L


WORLD WAR Z, FIRST WAVE - Ain't exactly going to be a threat.


TAGS: zombies apocalypse people attack funny
Rating: 4.4/5

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ipaprime - January 25, 2013, 10:22 pm
actually i believe he is on the menu as an appitizer


PLANTS V.S. ZOMBIES - Seems like I got to plant some more Venus Fly Traps, dontcha think?




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